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Today Is A Day To Relax. You Can Freak Out About How Old You Are Tomorrow
Shit I Forgot Your Birthday
You Look Really Good For Being That Old
I Remembered Your Birthday, Yay Me!
Happy Birthday. Welcome to the age where jello shots just aren't worth the hangover anymore
Slow down. These birthdays are really starting to add up.
Congratulations! You have now reached the age where the person you see the most is your doctor.
Don't Be Grumpy, It Just Makes You Look Older
Oh My Gourd! You're How Old?
Happy Birthday, Let's Make Bad Decisions
I Will Always Be Younger Than You
Cheers To My Best Bitch On Her Birthday
Stop Counting Up The Years And Start Adding Up The Senior Discounts
I Was Going To Joke About How Old You Are...
You're Old
We Can't Be Young And Cute Forever, Eventually We'll All Be As Old As You Are
Oldie but a goodie. That's you now!
Happy Birthday Pumpkin
A Birthday? Perfect! Where's The Wine?
