Today Is A Day To Relax. You Can Freak Out About How Old You Are Tomorrow
Good news. Now you don't have to worry about dying young.
You Look Really Good For Being That Old
I Remembered Your Birthday, Yay Me!
Shit I Forgot Your Birthday
Mom, Thank You For Always Being There. Even When I Was Being A Brat.
It's Okay To Fall Apart Sometimes
Oh My Gourd! You're How Old?
Stop Counting Up The Years And Start Adding Up The Senior Discounts
Nobody Else Gets To Lick You But Me
You are my home
I Donut Know What I Would Do Without You
I love you more than french fries
I Miss You, But Please Stay Away
Get well, I'm going to need attention soon
What The Cluck?
'Tis The Season For Day Drinking
Congratulations! You have now reached the age where the person you see the most is your doctor.