Mom, Thank You For Always Being There. Even When I Was Being A Brat.
It's Okay To Fall Apart Sometimes
You Look Really Good For Being That Old
Nobody Else Gets To Lick You But Me
You are my home
I Donut Know What I Would Do Without You
I love you more than french fries
I Miss You, But Please Stay Away
Get well, I'm going to need attention soon
What The Cluck?
'Tis The Season For Day Drinking
I Remembered Your Birthday, Yay Me!
Congratulations! You have now reached the age where the person you see the most is your doctor.
I Was Going To Joke About How Old You Are...
Don't Be Grumpy, It Just Makes You Look Older
Oldie but a goodie. That's you now!
Today Is A Day To Relax. You Can Freak Out About How Old You Are Tomorrow