I Was Going To Joke About How Old You Are...
Don't Be Grumpy, It Just Makes You Look Older
Oldie but a goodie. That's you now!
Happy Birthday. Welcome to the age where jello shots just aren't worth the hangover anymore
A Birthday? Perfect! Where's The Wine?
Happy Birthday, Let's Make Bad Decisions
I Will Always Be Younger Than You
All Hail The Birthday Queen
Cheers To My Best Bitch On Her Birthday
You May Be Over The Hill, But At Least You're Not Buried Under It. Yet.
Slow down. These birthdays are really starting to add up.
My Attendance At Your Birthday Party Is Guarenteed By Wine
Happy Birthday Sweet-tea
You Deserve This
Thanks for putting up with my antics
Thanks For Nothing
Time To Relax
Let's Celebrate With Cocktails